CBS Crime Drama NCIS Leading Candidate In Republican Primaries.

Our next president?

Alot of factors go into being popular amongst republican voters. You have to appeal to seniors, you can't be too complicated for simple people and having a military edge doesn't hurt. Rick Perry has all three of these, being in the air force and also being dumb, Ron Paul has none of these. 

The field of candidates have been swarming red states and swing states alike. They want people to know their name above all others. 

Lately Rick Perry has been leading the pack, with the last two major polls showing him ahead of Michele  Brahmann and Mitt Romney. But Yesterday the results of a poll conducted by Townhall.com shows a new front runner.  


CBS's highest rated procedural crime drama NCIS has swept the republican base off it's feet.  The show's lack of creativity, lack of any realistic anti-culture and lack of funny jokes has had republicans identifying with it for years, not unlike The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. Plus it has what republicans love most: alot of white people with tucked in shirts. 


When asked if it was possible for a t.v. program to be elected president, political expert Frank Luntz said, "Well, technically it is a creative entity made up of people and there is no law against creative entities being elected into executive  power". When asked if it had any chance of winning Luntz said, "When it comes to white people in tucked in shirts, conservatives just can't help themselves". 


This is true. I think we all remember last years senatorial election in Kansas where a manikin, wearing a blue denim shirt tucked into khaki cargo pants, won a landslide victory against his democratic contender. 


Plus, with it's experience foiling terrorist plots and saving Americans, though fictional, NCIS is sure to make a name for itself in the coming months. The entire cast released this statement through CBS, 


"We at NCIS pledge to the American people that we will fight against the hypocrisy in Washington, protect the sanctity of marriage and deliver heart pounding suspense every Tuesday at 8/7c." 


Yup, that's what it's come to. 

UPDATE: NCIS implicated in scheme to profit from teacher life insurance. Made sick deal with foreign bank. Hardly any media coverage of it. Amazingly still on track to become president.






Z. A. Aycock