It's a given that certain groups of people probably won't vote for certain political parties. Black people tend to vote democrat, southerners tend vote republican and hippies tend to throw away their vote on Ralph Nader (he's never going to be elected you smelly obstructionists).
But this doesn't mean that political parties will completely give up on the groups less likely to vote for them. The Center for Conservative Victory held a study of certain constituency not likely to vote for the 2012 republican candidate and found some very disturbing news.
"Only 1 in 10 socialists, communists or Satan worshipers is going to vote republican. And it may be too late to turn those groups around."
Indeed. The groups reluctance to vote conservative may have to do with several comments made by all conservatives, dating back to always.
Inquisitive online interview a Satanist who had this to say...
"They keep thinking satanists are the same as atheists. We really don't like being mistaken with a group hated by so many many Americans."
We also reached out to a socialist who said....
" Well, Republicans keep saying Obama is one of us, so we might as well stick with him."
As you may have guessed, we also tracked down a communist who was quoted saying...
" I am tempted to vote for the party with red as its color, plus I'm extremely homophobic and so are they, but I just can't get past all of that McCarthy stuff. It's as though Republicans just flat out don't like communists. Even today!"
No word yet on whether or not the Center for Conservative Victory will be launching any campaigns to win back the reluctant groups, but one thing's for sure, that socialists answer sure was stupid.
Z. A. Aycock
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